Bullet Valmont

About Bullet Valmont

Bullet Valmont is an actor and writer who appeared in music videos before becoming known for delinquent youth roles on TV series. His first major role was as a hyper-violent teenager in Wilding, which co-starred Wings Hauser. While filming Wilding he rewrote one of his scenes, adding a full minute of additional dialogue which director Eric Louzil liked enough to keep in the finished cut of the film.His first starring role was as the stoner gas station attendant, Surf Joe, in the short film 'Big X' directed by Nigel Dick for the anthology series 'Inside Out'.In 1990 he appeared with Arnold Schwarzenegger in a PSA for the President's Council on Physical Fitness. His best known role is the Alley Punk who receives a balloon giraffe from Jim Carrey in 'The Mask'. Bullet also appeared in the short films Code-9, directed by Steve Wang, The Kids From Nowhere, directed by Ben M. Richards, and Birch Street Gym, directed by Stephen Kessler, which was nominated for Best Short Film at the 1992 Academy Awards. Bullet worked in creature effects on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the X-Files, and as a weapons fabricator on The Scorpion King, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Matrix Reloaded, and Thor.He is the author of the blog Pirate Envy (PirateEnvy.com) and the popular advice column Wench Whisperer. From 1998 to 2009 he was the impresario, play-write and director of Sea of Darkness, a live-action pirate-themed show performed at sea aboard a historic tall-ship. Since 2016 he has directed and co-starred in the combat/comedy troupe Imagine Pirates.As of 2018 he is working on a book and theatrical version of Wench Whisperer....

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